Monday
I am going to start a diet,
One I have not tried before.
You just liquidise your cabbage,
Then a cabbage drink you pour.

But then I will need some chocolate.
Just a little piece of chocolate.
And when I have eaten all my chocolate,
I would not buy any more.

Tuesday
My friend said try the Detox,
it is wonderful they say.
It is beans with everything, I think.
But the pounds just fall away.
So when I have finished off my chocolate,
It is such a little piece of chocolate.
A tiny bit of chocolate,
makes no difference anyway.

Wednesday
Now today I am really trying.
I have got fish for every meal.
Just think of all the weight I will loose,
and how good I am going to feel.


But I need the taste of chocolate.
I know I have got some chocolate.
Please pass my bar of chocolate.
Then my apple I will peel.

Thursday
Today I am really starting
A diet to make me thin.
But when I come to think of it,
is chocolate such a sin?

So sit and share my chocolate.
You know how you love chocolate.
I will pop out for more chocolate.
Then this book goes in the bin.

Friday


by Passim