Weight Watchers, Atkins.  I have tried them all. At 5 Foot 2 inches I am not very tall

I try not to eat too much each day I cannot understand why  the weight would not come off To the scales I say

A bar of chocolate I will just have one No lunch today I will have to starve

It still would not shift I will try something new The latest fad diet that is what I will do!

Breakfast a Shake, Lots of water By Eleven I am hungry, A lamb to the slaughter

I see the chocolate And again I am lost I will start tomorrow Some more toast?

Just one slice with butter That is all I will have No dinner for me I will have to starve!

I know the answer I will just stop dieting This is me The way I am

Like me or hate me I just do not care I cannot diet It is really not fair

I want to be thin I want to be fit But I am just me  So that is it!


Poem By snowbelle